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"What am I supposed to DO without my CELLLL phone?!"
-Dr.2
"See, the window only opens a LIIIITTLE bit!"
-Dr.2
"Oh NO! NOT my gumdrop buttons!"
-Shrek
"Eat me! (SPITS)"
-Shrek
"No one expects much from you, focker"
-Meet The Parents
"I MADE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE...THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TELL THEM IT WAS NON-FAT!"
-Miss Congeniality
"Don't you just hate it when u hint someone to leave and they just don't get it and then there's that awkward uncomfortable silence..."
-Shrek
"It doesn't say that in the rule book."
"...Maybe it's a perk!!"
-Shrek
"You've got some niiiiiiice moooooooooves.........OOOOH!"
-Superstar
"The TALENT CONTEST?! NO, NO!"
-Superstar
"We could always go to Ringy-Ding Burger...get him a Smiley Meal..."
-Big Momma's House
"When I say I got to go I GOT TO GO!"
-Big Momma's House
"Don't tap ur little last-year shoes at me, missy"
-Legally Blond
"We're taking the dog, dumbass!"
-Legally Blond
"Are you a pothead, focker?"
-Meet The Parents
"Why won't that darn thing just set?!"
-Bedazzled
"Let me give you a hand"
-Scary Movie 2
"Y'all ni**a's dont f*** with me!"
-Scary Movie 2
"My name is Nicole, but please don't call me Nikki, because first people will call me Nicole, then Nikki, then Nic, then, Ni, then just N!!
-Bedazzled
"Hurry up, munch those fries, Betty, we've got 2 get back 2 work!"
-Chris Farley
"Maybe you're getting CHEESEBALL syndrome from folding all those CHEESY sweaters we just got in!...No joke, I'm so SICK of this place...The next customer who walks in I'm gunna say Hi welcome to the Gap, can I sell you some crap?"
-Chris Farley
"Ur so DUMB, when they were passing out BRAINS, YOU THOUGHT THEY SAID TRAINS, and you, got on, got on a TRAIN, and, w-went for a RIDE"
-Chris Farley
"You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river...when ur LIVIN in a van down by the river!!"
-Farley
"THESE FRIES ARE GAWD!"
-Farley
"I'm just doing my part to save the rainforest"
-Superstar
"Go drink a bottle of yourself, EVIAN!"
-Superstar
"Oh, my baby girl, look at you, sittin THERE, with your your face all painted up and your halter top...you're nuthin but a little SLUT!...Oh don't call me that senor~ I'm a Puerto Rican lady! We know ur a little SLUT, CIBILANN DOROTHY! I'M NOT A SLUT! I'M NOT A SLUT! I'M NOT A SLUT! I'M NOT A SLUT!"
-Superstar
"Hey Mar, want half of my Sloppy Joseph?"
-Superstar
"Mary, you're a very special girl. You're so special, we're putting you in special ed."
-Superstar
"Love may not make the world go round...but it's what makes the ride worthwhile"
-On The Line
"I memorized all 49 contestants, well, 50, including myself!"
-Miss Congeniality
"This one time, at band camp..."
-American Pie
"We weren't supposed to have a pillow fight, but we HAD a pillow fight, and it was SO much fun!"
-American Pie
"Please don't crush my soy nuts."
-The Princess Diaries
"WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Castaway
"What's your name? Or perhaps angels don't have names"
-A Knight's Tale
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