...Eat only pizza or drink only eggnog? ...Sleep through Christmas Day or New Year's Eve? ...Win $1,000,000 for charity or $5,000 for yourself? ...Eat only red food or green food? ...Change your past or know the future? ...Have more luck than sense or more sense than luck? ...Be a boy or a girl? ...Trade lives with your gym teacher or your math teacher? ...Unwrap one big box or twenty tiny ones? ...Give or receive? ...Wake up and find yourself in the middle of the desert or in the middle of the arctic? ...Wear shoes full of earthworms or a hat full of spiders? ...Have an endless supply of water balloons or snowballs? ...Deck the halls or do the hustle? ...Be a successful bank robber or a successful bank teller? ...Be stranded on a desert island with a clueless hottie or a gross guy with survival training? ...Be born with wheels instead of legs or wings instead of arms? ...Lose your keys or lose your shoes? ...Go camping or stay in a fancy hotel? ...Go caroling in July or surfing in December? ...Smell like licorice or popcorn? ...Have twenty pretty good friends or one best friend? ...Be normal and ignored or brilliant and disliked? ...Have every CD you want or see all movies for free? ...See how long you could go without talking or sleeping? ...Be able to give up sleeping or eating? ...Go out with someone who hums all the time or someone who mumbles? ...Sneeze every 30 seconds or have to repeat everything everyone says? ...Have freedom or happiness? ...Be a popular soap opera star or a semi-popular film star? ...Never be sick or never be sad? ...Be in your favorite band or your favorite movie? ...Eat the same thing every day or lose your sense of smell? ...Forget your name or everyone else's? ...Have 1 wish granted today or 3 wishes granted 10 years from now? ...Kiss your principal or a toad? ...Get a kangaroo or a baby elephant for your birthday? ...Vegetables taste like candy or traffic sound like laughter? ...Say "you know" after every sentence or "like" before every sentence? ...Be forced to lie to your best friend or tell the truth to your parents? ...Have a longer summer or winter holiday? ...Be an ice princess or a drag queen? ...Never be allowed to leave your house or never be allowed back in? ...Have to say everything on your mind or never speak again? ...Get even or get over it? ...Stop time or stop worrying? ...Always have the exact change or know the right time? ...Be a world champion skiier or own a beatiful ski lodge? ...Be a snowman or live in a sandcastle? ...Win a lifetime supply of toilet paper or go on a 3-day cruise? ...Be caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush? ...Scream at the top of your lungs for one hour or be silent for 3 days? ...Eliminate one emotion or invent a new one? ...ALwyas see a chimpanzee in the mirror or see nothing at all? ...Have a vocabulary of 10 words or speak a language no one understands? ...Be a whale or a shark? ...Never be sick or never be sad? ...Live on a houseboat or in a tree house? ...Have seven older brothers or seven older sisters? ...Have skin that's tie-dyed or zebra-striped? ...Get a bad haircut or the flu? ...Dribble tomato sauce on your favorite shirt or sing ludly on a crowded bus? ...Have s friend or a stranger catch you picking your nose? ...Live on the bottom of the ocean or another planet? ...Be a best-selling author or have a top-forty record? ...Be in a high speed car shase or on a deep sea expedition? ...Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy? ...Know when everyone else is lying or get away with lying yourself? ...Give up your computer or your phone? |