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Your mom (or dad) thinking your crush is cute?
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Your crush thinking your mom (or dad) is cute? Chewing your fingernails?
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Picking your nose? Walking with toilet paper on your shoe?
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Walking with your fly down? Sweaty foot odor?
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Sweaty armpit odor? Changing a flat tire?
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Changing a baby? A face full of pimples?
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A mouth full of braces? Your crush digs your best friend?
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Your best friend digs your crush? Wearing too much cologne?
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Not wearing any deodorant? Your dad wearing a speedo?
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Your mom wearing a thong? Getting stood up for a date?
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Getting turned down for a date? Eating a worm?
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Swallowing a goldfish? A lie that draws a smile?
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A truth that draws a tear? An ear full of wax?
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A nose full of hair? Getting a paper cut?
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Getting a splinter? Finding a bug in your sandwich?
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Finding a hair in your soup? Blind date for the prom?
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No date for the prom? A fire engine's horn?
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Fingernails on a blackboard? People talking during a movie?
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People smoking during dinner? Being the dumper?
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Being the dumpee? Watching an X-rated movie with your parents?
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Watching an X-rated movie with your parents in it? Getting dumped for your best friend?
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Getting dumped for your worse enemy? Stretched socks that fall down?
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Stretched underpants that ride up? T-shirt pit stains?
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Underpants skid marks? Losing all your hair?
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Losing all your teeth? Having a bad hair day?
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Having nothing to wear? Stubbing your toe on a rock?
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Getting poked in the eye? |
